Feb 14th - Jumper

To the makers of "Jumper" including anyone who read the script at any point:
There's a common courtesy that you owe an audience when you're making a movie, you have to make sense in your own universe. I'm not gonna question that some one might have the power to teleport anywhere in the world, but the idea that he forgot how to use a door... Come the fuck on. Seriously I have friends that haven't driven in 5 years, they remember how to drive! Driving is harder than doors. I'll say that again, driving is harder than doors. To have a character in a movie forget how to use doors you'd have to think that your audience contains only the type of idiot that can't remember what happened five minutes ago. Maybe that explains why in the previous sequence you showed him using a door, twice. You're just that stupid.